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Top 10 Things Mets Fans Would Like to See Happen to Aaron Heilman
By Jeff Freier on August 12th, 2008 10:02 AM |
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10. Change the lock on the clubhouse door and have the security guards pretend they don’t know who he is.
9. Have him undergo Tommy John surgery next week―whether he needs it or not.
8. While Heilman is warming up, give Billy Joel a bottle of wine and the Mets’ old bullpen cart and set him loose in the bullpen.
7. Cheer him up by taking him to the zoo. And then “accidentally” throw him into the lion pit.
6. Strap him to a seat, clamp his eyelids open A Clockwork Orange–style, and make him watch film of his pitching performances over and over again.
5. Have Fred Wilpon send him to military school.
4. Put him in a reality show with Mel Rojas, Guillermo Mota and Armando Benitez―they’ll share a house, and the last one out alive wins.
3. Drive him out to the country and set him free.
2. Throw him a surprise party, but the “surprise” is to bury him under Citi Field.
1. Just trade his sorry ass out of town.
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How about throwing the guy less than 80 innings just once in the last three seasons and maybe you wouldn’t see such diminishing returns on that arm you’re senselessly burning out. By the time the Mets finally part ways with Aaron, his elbow is going to be a mess, mark my words.
I completely agree gozer. If he is arm is still functional when he leaves NY, I can see him bouncing back and being a solid 7th/8th inning guy. Not defending his (lack of)production but he still has good stuff.